Monday, January 7, 2008

Joker of the Week Nominations

From the message boards it was a close race between Amy Winehouse and Brit Brit for Joker of the Year, so let's call it a tie. Other notables were Larry Craig, Don Imus, Bill O'Reilly and Ann Coulter.

So, we're off to the races for the first Joker of the Week nominations of 2008. And the nominees are......

Ryan A. Mueller - Wisconsin man busted for sneaking into a home and stealing $20 from the bank of a 2 year old girl. LOSER!

Vivica Fox - For allegations of a Paris Hilton like sex romp tape going around. Say it ain't so Viv!!!! I thought she hit rock bottom getting low for Lil' Jon on the VMAs.....

Hilary Clinton - The former front runner got PUNISHED in the Iowa caucus by Obama and narrowly edged out by Edwards. Now polls show Obama with a 10 point lead over Clinton for the New Hampshire primary. Step up your game Hil.

Republican Assemblyman Michael Patrick Carroll - For indicating that African Americans should be thankful for slavery because they're in the good ole USA now. Yes, the brutalization and victimization of millions of people was well worth American citizenship.

Raz B, Ricky Romance and Chris Stokes - For the allegations of molestation against Stokes by the former B2Kers, the retractions and the general shadiness of this whole Michael Jackson/R. Kelly-esque situation. Ewww.
I guess I need to remove Hilary's name from this week's list. :-)


Grown Woman said...


James Tubman said...

i think ryan takes it

it's a lot you can do get twenty dollars

not take it from a kid