Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Joker of the WEEK Nominations

Congrats to GW for his Joker of the Week win last week. Who can dethrone him? Heck if I know--there is some stiff competition this week...

DMX - For not knowing who Barack Obama was in a recent XXL interview and saying, Barack?! What the f**k is a Barack? Barack Obama. Where he from Africa?..What the f**k? That ain't no f**kin' name, yo. That ain't that n**ga's name. You can't be serious. Barack Obama. Get the f**k outta here" Apparently, they're not talking politics at the crackhouse.

Ray J - For going on Tyra, talking about watching his "tape" for performance purposes, licking his lips repeatedly like he was LL Cool J, and generally thinking that he is in demand in music and television. Umm, no. I don't know about you, but I'm okay with a Ray J-free life.

Geraldine Ferraro - Not only for her assertion that Barack Obama is basically an affirmative action presidential candidate, but for her suggestion that Obama should thank her for her comments because she was complimenting him on his African American support. Her exact words, "The spin on the words has been that somehow I was addressing the his qualifications. I was not. I was celebrating the fact that the black community in this country came out with a pride in a historic candidacy, and has shown itself at the polls. You'd think he'd say, 'Yeah thank you for doing that. ... we want to say thank you to the community.' Instead I'm charged with being a racist."

Pastor Manning - For downing affirmative action, African Americans, calling Barack Obama an emissary of the devil and a wicked spirit, and generally being a complete LOSER!


PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

listen here! ya'll are gonna have to stop having JOW competitions between people who are ALL more than deserving-LOL! they all are a hot and utter mess!

between GF and her entitlement "white is right" foolishness, ray j and his desparate attempt to extend his 15 seconds by sex-tape talk, dmx for just being a complete bloke and ignorant crackhead mess....then finally "pastor" manning who i believe smokes at least 5 crack rocks a day, judging by the craziness he speaks...ALL OF THEM WIN!!!!!!!!!

TravelDiva said...


Smarty Jones said...

This is some pretty stiff competition for this week's title, but can we please give David Paterson an honorable mention for outing his and his wife's affairs without provocation.
Granted I know he wanted to strike first but whatever happened to not volunteering information?

12kyle said...

Good candidates.

I can't give it to Ray J b/c he's tryna milk this sex tape for as long as he can. And we KNOW he needs the pub.

DMX is on crack. We allllllll know that.

Rev Wright was Rev Wrong.

I gotta give the award to the wrinkled lil white lady. No not Hilary (she needs Botox, don't she). My vote is for Geraldine!

Great post!

Nadja said...

Not only am I OK with a Ray J free life, I'm also OK with a DMX, Pastor Manning, and Geraldine Ferraro free life.

TravelDiva said...

Smarty Jones - LOL. I agree on Paterson! That was disappointing, but I guess he wanted to beat the press to the punch!

12Kyle - LMBAO! I had to vote for the wrinkled lady too, only because, at least DMX is on drugs. What's her excuse?

LOL Nadja

Still_Pocahontaz said...

Girl have you forgotten...DMX is a classified crack head...which means we should not believe a damn thing spilling out of his dumbass mouth!

TravelDiva said...

Hey Poca! How was the trip?

Product Junkie Diva said...

LOL at the previous comments. I will go for Ray J because I saw the interview and clearly the boy is not well. He actually thinks his behavior is cute. Also Tyra for feeling like she was a hard hitting journalist.....LOL
Product Junkie Diva

Still_Pocahontaz said...

Trip was coo...we had fun! thx for asking

Pretty.Hip said...

This week is just too hard to choose! I can't pick 1! I'm going to say everyone except DMX. Crackheads aren't into politics, so I'll excuse him