Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Joker of the WEEK Nominations

Congrats to Nas, Kelis and their entourage for an overwhelming Joker of the Week victory last week for their "N" word fashion sense. Who can dethrone them? Here are the nominees....

  • Hillary Clinton - For 10 straight losses since super Tuesday, loaning her campaign money, going negative in her attacks, and dissension among her advisors....She better generate some tears quick, fast and in a hurry!


  • Britney Spears - For having the audacity to make snarky remarks about Beyonce's dancing and Amy Winehouse being high on the Grammy's. Brit reportedly told a "source." "[Beyonce] sure knows how to toss her hair. Too bad she can't dance as good as Tina -- who's old enough to be her grandmother!" She also commented on Winehouse, "Look at her! Look how stoned she is! She is so obviously stoned!" (insert blank stare). Was Brit Brit high when she made the statements or does she not remember the VMAs in 2007 or the last 2 years of her life?

  • Britney Spears' "source" - For repeating Britney's comments to the press. Not cool.

  • Singer Mario - For becoming a contestant on Dancing With The Stars. How can you stay current if you're competing against Steve Guttenberg? Police Academy's Steve Guttenberg? Come on Mario.

  • Steve Guttenberg - On GP.


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5 comments:

Brown Girl Gumbo said...

When I heard about Britney's comments about Beyonce I thought it was funny. When people talk about others it only suggests that they are jealous and/or insecure.

As for Mario joining "Dancing with the Stars," I was shocked that he's stooping to those levels. I don't watch the show, but it just seems so corny. I think it should be called, "Dancing with Has-Been or Wannabe Stars! LOL

TravelDiva said...

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!! True on both counts!

Still_Pocahontaz said...

LMAO at the Mario reference...I too put DWTS in the same category as Surreal Life and Celebrity Fit club...poor thing has been directed in the wrong path.

Shittney got her damn nerve...that is all.

TravelDiva said...

Yeah, that does take a lot of nerve--A LOT!

Opinionated Diva said...

It's between Shitney and Mario.

Honestly I expect this kind of stupid babble from Brit...uhhh she's high on all kinds of pills and those Fraps she just absolutely must go get herself!!

Like the Surreal Life, that show is for HAS-BEENS...Mario just sealed his fate. He's done! His PR people should die!!! He needs new management!