Thursday, December 27, 2007

JOKER OF THE YEAR NOMINATIONS


Congrats to Buddha, New York, Tailor made and anyone who got that reference (me included) for receiving the last Joker of the Week win for 2007.


Tilshop suggested we do a Joker of the Year award. Great idea! It's been one heck of a year and the nominees range from surgeons to politicians to athletes and singers from criminals to bad parents to racists. I have NO idea who to vote for.... (Since there are so many nominees, just add your vote to the comments section. Thanks!)

Dr. Jan Adams - For performing a questionable surgery on Kanye's mom and then breaching all kinds of doctor/patient confidentiality by speculating about the cause her death to the LA Times...

George Bush - On GP.

Bounty Hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman - For his private racist comments and attempted justification that he uses the "n" word with Black friends...

Ann Coulter - For calling John Edwards a gay slur. She is evil incarnate.

Senator Larry Craig - For being in a dirty airport bathroom trying to get his freak on with an undercover cop, pleading guilty to a crime, deciding to resign, attempting to retract the aforementioned guilty plea and staying in office despite promises to resign....

Paris Hilton -- For going to jail for drunk driving, for being released due to a "mysterious" illness and being thrown back into the slammer by an angry judge...

Media covering Paris Hilton - For making her imprisonment the lead story when there's war, poverty, economy issues, etc. that SHOULD be front page news. One reporter actually likened her release to the release of Nelson Mandela...

Don Imus - Nappy headed "h*s"...

Sanjaya Malakar and those who voted for him - For subjecting us to this non-singing, hula dancing, diva hair-styled teen for weeks on American Idol...

Eddie Murphy - For questioning the paternity of Scary Spice's baby and generally being a deadbeat dad...

Bill O' Reilly - For believing that all African Americans are cursing, ignorant, undignified losers who lack culture and cannot think for themselves....

Sherri Shepard - For saying the world may be flat and nothing predated Christianity..

O.J. Simpson - For launching an unsuccessful sports memorabilia sting and being busted...

Britney Spears - For shaving her head, attacking the paparazzi with an umbrella, her VMA performance, terrible weaves, drunken and reckless driving, and for being a less fit parent than
K-Fed...

Jamie Lynn Spears - For getting pregnant at 16 despite seeing the public service announcement that is her sister. She should have been scared straight!

Michael Vick - He's got that much money and still so hood...

Isiah Washington - For using an anti-gay slur multiple times, going to rehab for it and still losing his spot on one of the top television shows...

Amy Winehouse - For having a great cd, 6 grammy nominations and still leaving her house looking like a crackhouse extra from New Jack City. Say Yes, Yes, Yes to Rehab Amy!

10 comments:

TravelDiva said...

Britney Spears. She gets my vote because she's been consistently horrific throughout the year.

Eb the Celeb said...

my vote goes for amy whinehouse..

yeah britney cut her hair balled, was driving with the baby in her lap, and looked hella terrible on the VMA's... but have you seen that pic of amy walking in 20 degree weather with jus a bra on and barefoot... crack kills... for real... a incredible talent just gon to waste

Anonymous said...

I'm voting for Amy whinehouse. Just because your name is winehouse doesn't mean you should be a drunk/addict. wasted talent.

HATgirl said...

LOL on the comments re amy winehouse. I would agree re amy and re britney but I think they both are on their way to a come back, well britney at least.

It's a tie for me between Larry Craig and Don Imus. No explanation needed

lovett hines said...

so Hilarious! so true

ayla.bird said...

Coulter's a spotlight whore and O'Reilly loves whores so they should share the prize. But let's make sure both are spayed and neutered so they don't accidentally bring forth hell spawn or the Antichrist. I'm serious. =)

HATgirl said...

LCMAO on mikirooy's comment!

TravelDiva said...

LOL on ALL of the comments.

Anonymous said...

my vote is for the media. paris went to jail and had an anxiety attack and got sympathy? um...sweety....it's jail. nobody likes to be in a small cell with no freedom, peeing & bathing publicly, etc. just do your time like the street thug you were acting like, and learn from the experience. but nooooo! the media had to report every tear the chik dropped. how come i haven't seen a report about how leroy from poplar grove's best friend got killed on the outside while leroy is in jail...and how leroy is keeping his head held high and pouring kool-aid on jail floors for "all the brothas that ain't here"? huh? huh?? the media is sooo full of shyt.

TravelDiva said...

ROTFL at Live out Loud!