Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Joker of the Week Nods

  • Papoose - This rocket scientist was set to marry Remy Ma during a visit to his boo in prison. BUT he got busted sneaking a handcuff key into the prison, so the wedding did not take place and he's been banned from Riker's for 6 months.

  • Suge Knight - Vanilla Ice singing "Ice Ice Baby" on I Tunes? 99 cents. A copy of "Holler If you Hear Me," Micheal Eric Dyson's book on Tupac? $10.20. Suge Knight getting knocked the f out? Priceless.

  • Hillary Clinton - On GP.

  • DMX - Speeding + drugs + animal cruelty = jail

  • Bill O'Reilly - If you have not seen the video of O'Reilly losing his cool on Inside Edition, please click here. 'Nuff said.


Smarty Jones said...

This is gonna be a tough one. Papoose has proven himself to be a lil' less than smart when he decided to marry this chick in lock-up. (Has she been sentenced yet)
And Hillary Clinton, well, I think it's safe to say at 10:53 on May 13 that she has secured "Joker of the Year" status.
Earl, humph, there's no telling what'll happen to him, he's liable to have an asthma attack and get out of this whole thing.
As for Suge, it's just like Mickey D's, "I'm Lovin' It!"
And Bill O'Reilly, that's another guy who can stand some sensitivity training.
Oh, what to do, what to do? I don't want to think this hard this close to vacation.

TravelDiva said...

LMAO Smarty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that's right.

Lily said...

OMG!!! I just watched the Oreilly clip.. wth??? Is this recent? Ugh. Now I'm torn cos I was gonna vote for Suge for sure lol... "suge knight good night" lol (heard it on TJMS this morning).
And what's Hillary done now?

PCD (Pretty Circle Drawer) said...

its between papoose and o'reilly for me. i just want to know where they discovered the key on that dummy, cuz i KNOW he wasn't bold enough to show up with it in his pocket!

as for o'reilly, i don't know whats worse...the tantrum he had or the way he could shake it off in 2.3 seconds and appear normal on camera, then return to tantrum mode....psychotic episodes are real people!

TravelDiva said...

LOL Lily--that was from the 90s when he was on Inside Edition. I saw it on Keith Obermann last night and laughed and laughed and laughed. And I just don't like Hillary. LOL.

PCD- I had to go for Papoose because that was just soooo stupid.

Don said...

Say what? Big Suge got dropped?! He deserves it. He had Tupac killed. Bastard.

I don't know what to say about Remy. Kinda sad. LOL.

Park Avenue said...

My vote is for Papoose. He couldn't have thought that his little plan would reallly work. Even if he was able to give the key to Remy Ma, what was her plan of escape? The old "hide in the prison laundy basket" routine? LOL

(¯`·._.·[***Fresh&Fab***]·._.·´¯) said...

its a tie between pappoose and suge

i just cant pick, it think papoose is a stupid fool and needs to sort his life out

and suge is just a mess, i cant belive him

accually papoose, hes the bigger mess

Eb the Celeb said...

Papp is an idoit

and I damn near fell out of my seat when I saw Shug getting his behind whooped on TMZ... too funny

Queen of My Castle said...

Sneaking hand cuff keys? Pure foolishness in it's most potent grade

12kyle said...

as much as I wanna give it to Hilary...i gotta give it to Pap. C'mon man. You were in RIKERS!!! Hellloooooo. I said Rikers...not Ryland Middle School. LOL

In the great words of Fred G. Sanford...


TravelDiva said...

Don - LOL on Big Suge.

P.A. - Not hide in the prison laundry basket. HAAAAA!

Eb - Straight comedy!

Queen - Well said.

Kyle - You're crazy! I know. I'm sure at some point in time Papoose has been to a prison before--how in the world did he think he could sneak in a handcuff key? That's like bringing a cake with a saw in it.

TravelDiva said...

I'm headed to Jamaica guys! Talk to you next week!

12kyle said...

Don't leave meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!


Enjoy yah self!


Question is.....tha hell was he intending on doing with the key..Im so damn confused ::takes out pen and white line paper to write Remy for answers::

Park Avenue said...

@Traveldiva: Enjoy your time away!

*PS: If you would take out some of those clothes & shoes, I'm sure there would be room for me to fit into one of your bags, because I want to go, too!!!!*

Lily said...

have fuuuuun!!!! i'm going NEXT WEEK!!! woohoo!!! lol

Pretty.Hip said...

BILL!!! I just hate that guy. And his meltdown made my hate skyrocket!