Monday, November 5, 2007


Congrats to Halle Berry for winning last week's Joker of the Week crown. On to this week's nominees. Drumroll please....

T-Pain - For being arrested for non-moving traffic violations and driving without a license. Isn't that some random Britney Spears nonsense? Come on Nappy Boy.

Da Brat - For being arrested for allegedly busting a bottle of rum upside some waitress's head at Jermaine Dupri's nightclub Studio 72 in Atlanta, Georgia. Is anyone else tired of female rappers spending more time in jail than in the studio (i.e. Lil' Kim, Remy Ma, Foxy Brown)?

Bounty Hunter Duane "Dog" Chapman - For being caught on tape in a racist tirade about his son dating a black woman, which included such gems as, "I don't care if she's a Mexican, a whore or whatever. It's not because she's black, it's because we use the word ni**er sometimes here. I'm not gonna take a chance ever in life of losing everything I've worked for for 30 years because some f***** ni**er heard us say ni**er and turned us in to the Enquirer magazine. Our career is over! I'm not taking that chance at all! Never in life! Never! Never! If Lyssa [Dog's daughter] was dating a ni**er, we would all say 'f*ck you!' And you know that. If Lyssa brought a black guy home ya da da... it's not that they're black, it's none of that. It's that we use the word ni**er. We don't mean you f*cking scum ni**er without a soul. We don't mean that sh*t. But America would think we mean that. And we're not taking a chance on losing everything we got over a racial slur because our son goes with a girl like that. I can't do that Tucker." (I hate to reprint this hatred, but I really want him to be the Joker of the Week).


Anonymous said...

I also think the bounty hunter's preacher who said he's not a racist needs to be nominated with him. SOME IDIOTIC LOGIC RIGHT THERE!!!

dc_speaks said...

can you have co winners? hahahahah

first time reader...pretty cool blog.