Congrats to the Oil industry, Energy execs and George Bush for narrowly edging out the R. Kelly Jury to win Joker of the Week. Who will take this week's crown? Hmmmm....
Michelle Malkin - I'm a week late on this nomination, but I still feel it is warranted. The same Fox news contributor who went after Rachael Ray for wearing a "terrorist" scarf in a Dunkin Donuts' ad a few weeks ago, had the audacity to refer to Michelle Obama as Barack Obama's "baby mama" on Fox News. Are you kidding me? Whether it was in jest or an attempt to be cool, it is wholly inappropriate. I have never heard any other presidential candidate's wife relegated to baby mama status. Boo to Malkin! BOO!
Mark Wahlberg and the cast of the Ocean's movies - Wahlberg recently said he was glad he turned down the role played by Matt Damon in the Ocean's Eleven series. Wahlberg said, "It was well worth it! The second one sucked! People tell George Clooney it's great, but we all know it sucked. I made two bad movies instead - 'Planet of the Apes" and 'The Truth About Charlie' - but doing that was better than sitting with Brad and George, telling the press how great everybody is: 'We were in Europe, George was funny, then we had some wine..." This is a dual nomination. Wahlberg deserves a nod because the comments were kind of unnecessary; and the cast deserves an award because Wahlberg is actually right, especially about Ocean's Twelve.
The Los Angeles Lakers - It seems wrong to nominate this team when they have already had such a horrible week. Nevertheless, it has to be done because they lost by 5 million points.
The security guard at my mother's office building - The guard is from Ghana and is married. He has a wife and two kids back in Ghana. Yet he continues to try and holla at my mom. His last move was to offer to buy her fig newtons at the convenient store. My mother had to explain to him that he was disrespecting himself, his wife and her by trying to begin a relationship.
15 comments:
gotta nominate those bums...the LA Fakers and their leader Shobe Cry-ant. haaaaaa
Wow, Fig Newtons? That automatically gets Mr. Big Spender the nod.
I don't know though, I'm about to throw (literally) Malkin in the same catergory as Hillary "Sore Loser" Clinton for a Joker of the Year nod.
That wench is getting on my good nerve. That's almost as bad as the blonde chick that said Michelle gave him a "terrorist fist bump."
I-DI-OTS!!! (Think E.T. saying Eliot's name for the first time)
Not shobe cryant Kyle! HAAA!
Smarty I am so with you!
Jeez, you and your mom are SO PICKY when it comes to guys!
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LOL Nadja! Yeah, we want them single and with more than 10 cents in their pockets (ummm literally).
I can't believe the nerve of that bum to try to holla. HA!! but I nominate Kobe because
1. I'm from Boston.
and 2. He really acts like a little girl. It's so obnoxious!
And "Shobe Cry-ant" is hilarious. I'm gonna hafta use that one! haha!
LOL Kitty. Special Kobe nod duly noted! LMBAO. He is arrogant and not in a lovable sexy way either.
Michelle Malkin & her childishness gets my vote. Her & FOX News really should join the rest of us in the 21st century.
As for the security guard, him AND his Fig Newtons need to have a seat.
i'm still trying to stone malkin, but the lakers are equally deserving
I'll have to go with Michelle Malkin. Why is she so mean and bitter?
She needs to be stripped of everything and spend a week in homeless shelter to regain her humanity.
PA - LMAO, yes the security guard and the fig newtons need to have a seat.
PCD and PBW - I wholeheartedly agree. Just pure evil.
Traveldiva - you HAVE to nominate Don Imus!!!! Did you hear his comment from today?? the guy is either extremely stupid or ...again stupid. Then again, they gave him another job after his first racist comment, so why be surprised now?? Ugh. He gets my vote.
yeah yeah, mark's comment may have been unnecessary, but i loved dat he made it.
WTF does Malkin mean! daz disrespect!
Fig Newtons..LMAO
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