Congrats to the Oil industry, Energy execs and George Bush for narrowly edging out the R. Kelly Jury to win Joker of the Week. Who will take this week's crown? Hmmmm....
Michelle Malkin - I'm a week late on this nomination, but I still feel it is warranted. The same Fox news contributor who went after Rachael Ray for wearing a "terrorist" scarf in a Dunkin Donuts' ad a few weeks ago, had the audacity to refer to Michelle Obama as Barack Obama's "baby mama" on Fox News. Are you kidding me? Whether it was in jest or an attempt to be cool, it is wholly inappropriate. I have never heard any other presidential candidate's wife relegated to baby mama status. Boo to Malkin! BOO!
Mark Wahlberg and the cast of the Ocean's movies - Wahlberg recently said he was glad he turned down the role played by Matt Damon in the Ocean's Eleven series. Wahlberg said, "It was well worth it! The second one sucked! People tell George Clooney it's great, but we all know it sucked. I made two bad movies instead - 'Planet of the Apes" and 'The Truth About Charlie' - but doing that was better than sitting with Brad and George, telling the press how great everybody is: 'We were in Europe, George was funny, then we had some wine..." This is a dual nomination. Wahlberg deserves a nod because the comments were kind of unnecessary; and the cast deserves an award because Wahlberg is actually right, especially about Ocean's Twelve.
The Los Angeles Lakers - It seems wrong to nominate this team when they have already had such a horrible week. Nevertheless, it has to be done because they lost by 5 million points.
The security guard at my mother's office building - The guard is from Ghana and is married. He has a wife and two kids back in Ghana. Yet he continues to try and holla at my mom. His last move was to offer to buy her fig newtons at the convenient store. My mother had to explain to him that he was disrespecting himself, his wife and her by trying to begin a relationship.