The R. Kelly Jury - They acquitted him? Seriously?? I guess there may have been reasonable doubt, but dang!
Solange Knowles - Per Fresh and Fab's recommendation, for coming out of the house with "ashy eyebrows."
John McCain - For saying it was not important WHEN the troops come home from Iraq. Well, John, it is for those with family members and friends over there. And it is also important to taxpayers paying $12 billion/month in Iraq!!
Oil/Energy industry/George W. Bush - Because gas prices hit an all time high every single day, and every time I pass a gas price sign I say, "D*mn Bush."