Friday, April 4, 2008

Jigga Will You Marry Me?

Dear Shawn Jigga JayZ Carter:

I know we've never met, and I know I am no Beyonce. But I have some real affection for you. Your swagger, the cockiness, the talent and your entrepreneurial spirit have hit me hard. Now I know some say you look like a camel. But hey, I think camels are cute. And now that Eurweb is reporting that you are about to enter into a $150 million music contract to leave Def Jam, one of the largest contracts in history, I am spellbound, because your billionaire status has to be just around the corner. So if things don't work out with you and Bey, give a sista a call!



P.S. Just playing--but if you need an employment lawyer - HOLLA!


Product Junkie Diva said...

LOL I like have you have plugged yourself professionally as well.
Always go girl.
Product Junkie Diva

TravelDiva said...


Grown Woman said...

LMBPAO--that's too funny

12kyle said...

Lmao @ you!!!

Here's the plan. You get him to hire you then you'll get a chance to show him the true side of you. Next thing ya know...Bey is outta the picture. LOL

TravelDiva said...

LOL 12kyle!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

LMBAO travel diva!!!! Wait, camels are WAY cuter than Jay Z!!!! LOL Lord have mercy on Beyonce when he is old and grey (if they even last that long)!!!

Don said...

Funny post.

TravelDiva said...