Dear Shawn Jigga JayZ Carter:
I know we've never met, and I know I am no Beyonce. But I have some real affection for you. Your swagger, the cockiness, the talent and your entrepreneurial spirit have hit me hard. Now I know some say you look like a camel. But hey, I think camels are cute. And now that Eurweb is reporting that you are about to enter into a $150 million music contract to leave Def Jam, one of the largest contracts in history, I am spellbound, because your billionaire status has to be just around the corner. So if things don't work out with you and Bey, give a sista a call!
P.S. Just playing--but if you need an employment lawyer - HOLLA!