Channing Crowder (NFL Linebacker admitting that he didn't know where London was, or that Londoners spoke English) - "I couldn't find London on a map if they didn't have the names of the countries. I swear to God. I don't know what nothing is. I know Italy looks like a boot. I learned that. I know (Washington Redskins linebacker) London Fletcher. We did a football camp together. So I know him.That's the closest thing I know to London. He's black, so I'm sure he's not from London. I'm sure that's a coincidental name."
Angie Stone (on her ex and child's father D'Angelo) - "Ain’t nothin’ happen with us. I never really say nothin’ negative about him, but he’s on my s*it list right now.”
George Bush (on the Iraq war)- "I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military."
Karrine Steffans (formerly known as Supahead on her relationship with Bill Maher) - "Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you're an idiot. That's why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [But] I couldn't be 'Bill Maher's girlfriend' any more - not when I'm Karrine Steffans . . . best-selling author."
Angie Stone (on her ex and child's father D'Angelo) - "Ain’t nothin’ happen with us. I never really say nothin’ negative about him, but he’s on my s*it list right now.”
George Bush (on the Iraq war)- "I fully understand those who say you can't win this thing militarily. That's exactly what the United States military says, that you can't win this military."
Karrine Steffans (formerly known as Supahead on her relationship with Bill Maher) - "Bill wants someone he can put down in an argument, tell you how ghetto you are, how big your butt is, and that you're an idiot. That's why you never see him with a white girl or an intellectual. I might as well have been a Muslim woman with my head wrapped, walking 10 paces behind my man. [But] I couldn't be 'Bill Maher's girlfriend' any more - not when I'm Karrine Steffans . . . best-selling author."
Barack Obama (at a recent MTV forum) - "Part of my job as president I think is to deliver a message that everybody is part of the American family," he said. "Not just some people. And obviously as somebody who is African-American — my mother is from Kansas, my father was from Kenya, I grew up in Indonesia, I have a sister who looks Spanish, I've got a brother in law who is Chinese-Canadian — I'm very sensitive to making sure that everybody feels a part of America. And that's one of the things I think I can bring to this presidency. The day I'm inaugurated the country will look at itself differently and I think be more tolerant."
David Letterman (in honor of Halloween) - ''Today, the Dalai Lama visited the White House. He rang the doorbell and Bush answered and he said, 'Oh, let me get some candy.'''
David Letterman (in honor of Halloween) - ''Today, the Dalai Lama visited the White House. He rang the doorbell and Bush answered and he said, 'Oh, let me get some candy.'''
2 comments:
Can we vote for some of these comments as DUMBa#$ comments of the week? It's a tie between Steffans and Crowder, maybe they need to date each other.
HAAAAAAAAA!
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