Tuesday, March 10, 2009

Random Tidbits

Interesting quotes:

Donald Trump (on Rihanna) - “She better get the hell out. If she goes back, she’s a loser and she doesn’t deserve to have any future success.” Dang Donald. You don't need to curse her.

Lil' Kim (before dancing on DWTS last night) - "This is for everyone in Rikers Island!" I am so mad she dedicated her dance to her cell block. I'm all for keepin' it real, but....

No They Did Not!

From WUSA 9 News:

"A Southern Maryland woman was seriously injured in a mishap involving a sex toy over the weekend.

The case was first reported on BayNet.com, and Saint Mary's county public safety sources confirm the information to 9NEWS NOW.

The accident was reported to local fire and rescue personnel about 1:30 a.m. on March 7, from an address on Rogers Drive. The man who made the 911 call said he had placed a sex toy over a saber saw blade, and then used the power tool on his partner, but the blade cut through the sex toy and injured the woman.

The victim, a 27-year-old woman, was reportedly injured and bleeding. She was flown to Prince George's hospital center by Maryland State Police. County law enforcement officials who were familiar with the media report about this case said although they were not initially called to investigate the incident, they would likely follow up to determine it was just an accident and involved consentual behavior.

I'm all for spicing up the boudoir but a saw blade?? Seriously?


Smarty Jones said...

I say, "HOT DAYUM!!!" A saw blade? Dude, if we're that bored, maybe we should go our seperate ways. I don't want you making me a new orifice, I have all the ones I need. *shudders*
As for Kim, I need her to get some free friends who don't have to identify themselves with prison ID numbers.
And Donald? Wow, I'm sure this will help Lil' RiRi's self-esteem.

TravelDiva said...

LOL on the saw blade!

HAAA on Lil' Kim.

You got that right.

12kyle said...

Talk about "puttin it on her"!! SHeez

Lil Kim is crazy. That made me laugh!

Tee aka The Diva's Thoughts said...

WHOA!!!! lol

TriniDiva said...

Holy sharpness!! YIKES...LOL!!