Sunday, December 14, 2008

Joker of the Week Nods


Hello Bloggers!
This week I have a rack of contenders. I am absolutely positive, you might not know who to vote for.


George W. Bush - For having two shoes thrown at him in Iraq during a press conference by an angry Iraqi journalist. What Bush has done to Iraq is not a laughing matter. However , seeing that bozo duck when that shoe came flying at his head was HILarious. You cannot script that kind of comedy.


Gov. Rod Blagojevich - For thinking he could actually sell Barack Obama's senate seat. Let's put aside the corruption for a second and focus on the stupidity. Doesn't he know that EVERYTHING Obama related is under strict scrutiny? He actually believed he could sell it without no one being any wiser?


Big Baby Glen Davis of the Boston Celtics - For crying like a little girl on the Celtics bench after Kevin Garnett gave him a blistering set down. And I'm not exaggerating. When I was younger, when I got really really mad, all I could do was cry tears of anger and frustration. That is what Big Baby looked like--me at 11 years old. Except he's a grown man on an NBA team.....


Jesse Jackson Jr. - If Junior is Candidate 5 AND was willing to have surrogates pay a million bucks for Obama's vacant senate seat, he's got some serious explaining to do...


Senate Republicans - I'm not necessarily behind all of these bailouts. However, my understanding is that the reason Senate Republicans didn't vote for the auto bailout is because they wanted lower union wages. Seriously? What happened to all of that crap about "main street." Wouldn't blue collar union workers qualify as main street? And Republicans signed off on 700 billion dollars for the financial industries, but not for the average union worker in Michigan? Country first my eye...

7 comments:

Smarty Jones said...

Wow! This is probably the hardest decision yet.
Dubya is easily Joker of the Decade so he shouldn't even be eligible for a weekly nod anymore.
Blagojevichopedia deserves it on his "Hair by Aquanet" alone. That dude's actions are beyond words.
Big Baby needs to change is name to Big Biatch! He is too big, not to old, too big to be crying like that. He stomped off and went to sit down before he threw his towel. I guess there's a reason that nobody puts Baby in a corner.
I don't want to count Junior out yet. I have a little faith because we both hail from the same alma mater.
Senate GOP jokers, well, I think my description says it all! I honestly don't know who to vote for. Hmmmmm.

12kyle said...

Damn!!! This is tough. As much as the Governor DESERVES it...as much as Big Baby Davis DESERVES the award...gotta give it to Dubyah! One last time b4 he leaves office. But for some reason...I think he'll win this award even after he leaves office! LoL

Ms. Bee said...

SJ - Big Biatch made me lol.

For the first time I was impressed by W. He has the reflexes of a puma. I don't think that was his first time dodging objects throw his way.

Doudou said...

SJ - STOP IT! Your whole comment was hilarious, but the Dirty Dancing reference had me cracking up!

Kyle - LOL. So true. Seeing those shoes fly at his head almost had me voting for him. But when I think about that stupid Governor...

Ms. Bee - NOT THE REFLEXES OF A PUMA!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Demon Hunter said...

LOL. They all deserve it, but those shoes at Dubya's head, are the most hilarious to me. Bush is the joker of all time, so he wins. :-)

TravelDiva said...

doudou is traveldiva. i forgot to change my login from the fiance's.

TriniDiva said...

I say Blagojevich (my choice) should have two shoes thrown at him!