Friday, April 4, 2008

Jigga Will You Marry Me?


Dear Shawn Jigga JayZ Carter:


I know we've never met, and I know I am no Beyonce. But I have some real affection for you. Your swagger, the cockiness, the talent and your entrepreneurial spirit have hit me hard. Now I know some say you look like a camel. But hey, I think camels are cute. And now that Eurweb is reporting that you are about to enter into a $150 million music contract to leave Def Jam, one of the largest contracts in history, I am spellbound, because your billionaire status has to be just around the corner. So if things don't work out with you and Bey, give a sista a call!


Love,


TravelDiva


P.S. Just playing--but if you need an employment lawyer - HOLLA!


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7 comments:

  1. Product Junkie DivaApril 4, 2008 at 12:00 PM

    LOL I like have you have plugged yourself professionally as well.
    Always thinking...you go girl.
    Product Junkie Diva

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  2. TravelDivaApril 4, 2008 at 12:14 PM

    LMBAO!

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  3. Grown WomanApril 4, 2008 at 2:17 PM

    LMBPAO--that's too funny

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  4. 12kyleApril 4, 2008 at 5:12 PM

    Lmao @ you!!!

    Here's the plan. You get him to hire you then you'll get a chance to show him the true side of you. Next thing ya know...Bey is outta the picture. LOL

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  5. TravelDivaApril 4, 2008 at 5:25 PM

    LOL 12kyle!!!!!!!!!!

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  6. AnonymousApril 4, 2008 at 8:59 PM

    LMBAO travel diva!!!! Wait, camels are WAY cuter than Jay Z!!!! LOL Lord have mercy on Beyonce when he is old and grey (if they even last that long)!!!

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  7. DonApril 6, 2008 at 11:24 AM

    Funny post.

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